Just posted a photo http://instagr.am/p/RRC2/

Surely the irony here is apparent. http://tpm.ly/aaA6ir #fb

Ok at first I thought Angry Birds was a one trick pony. Then I unlocked blue birds.

No junk scan or aggressive patdown! I feel slighted. Or maybe relieved; TSA agents looked harsh and abrasive.

RT @funnyordie: Facebook Messages is going to revolutionize the way people you barely know invite you to shit you don’t want to do.

I’ve used the same car service for the last few months. Every trip, a different hassle. What’s that Einstein quote about insanity again?

sporting the headache of the sleep deprived traveler. And I get to write a chapter on data warehouse program flow. #Iamthedosequisbeerguy

Where is a @chickfila on the d concourse when you need one?

Listening to two passengers having a pissing contest re: travel experience. Unfortunately the rest of us are losing.

RT @joshtpm: First day on Capitol Hill, anti-‘Obamacare’ freshman GOPer asks, ‘Hey, Where’s My Govt’ Health Care’ http://tpm.ly/aaA6ir