RT @joshtpm: First day on Capitol Hill, anti-‘Obamacare’ freshman GOPer asks, ‘Hey, Where’s My Govt’ Health Care’ http://tpm.ly/aaA6ir

Where is a @chickfila on the d concourse when you need one?

Just posted a photo http://instagr.am/p/RRC2/

No junk scan or aggressive patdown! I feel slighted. Or maybe relieved; TSA agents looked harsh and abrasive.

Surely the irony here is apparent. http://tpm.ly/aaA6ir #fb

I’ve used the same car service for the last few months. Every trip, a different hassle. What’s that Einstein quote about insanity again?

Listening to two passengers having a pissing contest re: travel experience. Unfortunately the rest of us are losing.

sporting the headache of the sleep deprived traveler. And I get to write a chapter on data warehouse program flow. #Iamthedosequisbeerguy

RT @funnyordie: Facebook Messages is going to revolutionize the way people you barely know invite you to shit you don’t want to do.

Ok at first I thought Angry Birds was a one trick pony. Then I unlocked blue birds.